America's Next President

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12/08/2015 at 14:05 • Filed to: None

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This is Tami Stainfield, a declared independent candidate for President of the United States of America according to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

After listening to what she has to say, I’d strongly consider casting a vote in her favor. At least she’s not as crazy as Trump.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:11

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She looks like a wizard.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:12

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Holy crap. Was not expecting that “language”. Lost it right here in the office.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:13

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This makes me sad. I hate seeing someone’s mind leave them, for whatever reason.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:16

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At least she’s not as crazy as Trump

Well I guess that’s all you need


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:18

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In an alternate universe where America features parlimentary style politics she could win, maybe. But in this one, the two party system + generations of political momentum = A president from one of the two major parties winning 100% of the time, no exceptions.

EDIT: after actually watching the video, it’s clear she’s more cogent and reasonable than Trump, but she’s still not going to win.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:20

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I’ve seen some shit.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > For Sweden
12/08/2015 at 14:24

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Well isn’t that what American politics has devolved into? I don’t think we pick the best leader anymore, we just try to get the person who is going to screw things up the least.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:29

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Obviously Americans don’t pick the best; Spiegel isn’t even running


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Chariotoflove
12/08/2015 at 14:33

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Agreed, and by account of her biography she was a smart woman. She had a bachelors in computer science, masters in development, had traveled to 29 countries. But I still find the video hilarious given the context of the 2016 presidential election.


Kinja'd!!! Anima > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 14:34

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It’s like Vermin Supreme but for real and not as a political statement/performance art.. That’s pretty mental.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 15:13

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Yes, but can she destroy ISIS? If not, no vote.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > DrJohannVegas
12/08/2015 at 15:18

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It sounds like she has the technology to occupy their brains. If we could do that and order them to stop killing people, that counts, right?


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Snuze: Needs another Swede
12/08/2015 at 15:21

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If it doesn’t have a guarantee on the box, I’m not buying it.